ugly as...

You can be ugly as:
- a hatful of arseholes
- a busted arse
- a hatful of busted arsholes

You could have:
- been beaten with the ugly stick
- been beaten with the ugly stick, then took it off them and ate it
- fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

You could have a face like:
- a robber's dog (or a thief's dog)
- a smashed pineapple
- a smashed crab
- a dropped pie

You could be so ugly:
- you'd be stuck for a face when the baboon wanted its arse back
- you'd make a train take a dirt road

The worst kind of ugliness. Ugly beyond belief.

an organization that promotes the idea that ugly ppl should only date ugly ppl so they don't spoil the gene pool for the beautiful ppl

the period of time where you just don’t look like yourself. your confidence is at an all time low now. you can get out of it though.

Something society trains us to think we are.

Ugliness is the property of physical things that are unappealing to the eye. The term is frequently used in reference to human appearance. The opposite of ugliness is beauty.

Ugliness is a matter of subjective aesthetics, one person may think something beautiful that another may find ugly.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

An irreversable biological predestination that, unfortunately, causes the individual whom is ugly to receive disprefferential treatment from both genders for the rest of their lives.