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housewarming party up topper
This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.
James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?
Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...
James: Great idea! toppy!
Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...
James: Great idea! toppy!
One Up with a Topper
When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.
Me: I had great seats for U2.
Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.
Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.
Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!
Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!
Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.
Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.
Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!
Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!