urban jack

An urban dwelling male who grows a beard, grooms it, has a trendy comb-over and wears flannel shirts and skinny jeans. And also shops at REI and possibly drives a Jeep or Subaru but always has it clean. And he never actually goes to the woods or camps in a tent but goes for day hikes, instead, takes selfies and posts them to social media.

When you text a 'so called friend' a funny quote for urban dictionary and he puts it on there before you have chance.