Urban linguist
Someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary all day long. You don't need a diploma to be an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: So what was your previous occupation?
Kevin: I worked part time as an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: You're hired!
Kevin: I worked part time as an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: You're hired!
Urban Linguist
One who excels at making up new words for the Urban Dictionary
In my spare time I am an urban linguist!