urmston

last name commonly given to beastly gorgeous people, with amazing intellegence, athelticism, and other forms of charisma. everyone seems to love an urmston.

Skank city ! features classic pick up joints such as JP'S and MAMBOs, mambos is a must for any young male trying to secure a shag, especially with ugly girls. This town is now under regeneration, so it will now be known as the shithole with a new shopping facility.