Vagimones
Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.
Alex: "Where's Ryan?"
Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."
Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."
Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."
Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."