varney

A Ginger bitch that sucks at crew and weighs down the boat even though she thinks that she is good.

1) To talk big but never actually come through on anything.
2) Being your best friend to your face till he gets the chance to stab you in the back.
3) Always picking up little things here and there that don't belong to you hoping you never notice.
4) Always the first to take credit for the good and point the finger for anything that doesn't go well.
5) Always out for himself.

An actor best known for his role as Ernest P. Worrell, a lovable knucklehead who appeared in several movies directed by John R. Cherry III. Varney was born in 1949 in Lexington, Kentucky and had an interest in acting since he was young. He began acting under his Ernest persona in 1980 and appeared in several hundred commercials in the 80's and 90's. Products pitched included Coca-Cola, Sprite, Mello Yello, as well as numerous small businesses such as Tyson's Toyota, and Purity Products. Ernest starred in his first feature film, "Ernest Goes to Camp", in 1987. Varney also did the voice for Slinky Dog in "Toy Story" and "Toy Story 2". In 1998, Varney learned he had contracted lung cancer after years of smoking. After being diagnosed, Varney threw away his cigarettes and began starting treatment in hopes of beating the disease. On February 10, 2000, Varney passed away after battling with the cancer for over a year. His last words were "Please leave the window open.". He was 50 years old. The movie "Atlantis: The Lost Empire" was dedicated in his memory.

To completely change persona and make yourself irresistable to women by putting an adjective before your name.

Pakistani - cockney rhyming slang, from On the Buses actor

Alison is a beautiful person with good intentions and kind spirit ! Often, many see her and judge quickly on her outer appearance. Her physical appearance is so attractive that often times, those who do not know her will often hate her out of the emotion of fear. People fear those as attractive as an Alison because her reactions have great impact on them. when they do not receive a reaction they want/expected, the response emotion is anger/fear. Alison, impressively, is not phased by those who hate her. Her emotional intelligence is far too high to be altered in any way by the foolish who attempt to bring her self esteem down. She is a very emotion driven person which works to her favor, as she has a great interpersonal understanding of her own emotions as well as the emotions of those around her ! She has obtained these powerful traits through instinct, past experiences, and great intellectual genetics. She's faced much adversity in life, but that wont stop her from pursuing the happiness she knows she deserves. That same adversity has helped her grow ahead of her time in certain knowledge and understanding ! its often true that great struggle can create great strength. If you've ever hurt an alison, be sure to make amends and apologize for your wrong doings !! Alisons deserve to be built up and loved. if you havent told an alison you love and care for her recently, make sure to do so today !

Someone who is slow moving and lazy as fuck. A two legged tortoise.