Vegan Suicide
The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.
Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!