Video Game Forum Nerd.
A video game nerd that has no actual passion or intrinsic interest in games he plays. He/She just plays them and spends all his/her time on forums because he/she is miserable, and videogames are the most accessibly absorbable activities in the world.
Video Game Forum Nerd: Hi, I'm a Video Game Forum Nerd. I'm a miserable, passionless piece of shit who is too scared to try in life and is destined for a life-long 9-5 office job.