Von Dutching

To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.

Kenny Howard--the eccentric that started the pinstriping craze. Most known for his "eye in the sky" artwork.

1. to exploit and commercialize a culturally significant person, place, thing or idea by an outsider with no cultural significance themselves.
2. to ignore a person and their principles for the sake of their own greed.

Could quite possibly be the greatest pinstriper ever. A tortured artist like myself, but raped by the mass media in a frenzy to wear clothing with his name on it when they really have no idea who he is, or how much he was against the mainstream.

Extremely ugly clothing, based on trucker-style caps and overalls. The idea is that the wearer is SO pretty and SO rich that they can overspend on a fugly item of clothing because it's in style and look good. If you tried to wear it and looked more like Bea Arthur than Paris Hilton, you'd look like a goob, which is the idea.

The act of leaving a fine-lined fecal design on the porcelain upon flushing the toilet.

A line of clothing that goes back to a very racist man who was openly racist.