V-Trap
A.K.A The vagina trap. When one is controlled by the forces of his girlfriend's vagina. Obeying everything she says only to get a little taste and thus falling even deeper into the V-trap.
"Once you get a little taste... Its over.."
"Once you get a little taste... Its over.."
Dude 1: "Hey have you seen homeboy lately?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, homeboys fallen into the core of the V-trap. It's so bad that he can smell his girl's pussy on the receiver part of the phone!"
Dude 2: "Nah man, homeboys fallen into the core of the V-trap. It's so bad that he can smell his girl's pussy on the receiver part of the phone!"
Hairy-V trap
An irresistible anatomic attractant. Used exclusively by the female of a species as a device for exerting total domination over an unwitting, disoriented victim. It is often adorned, modified, beautified and/or scented in an attempt to disguise its nefarious purpose. Traditionally, innocent adolescent boys invariably succumb to this inescapable force, blinded by the singular intention of being consumed by it; sadly, the disposition of older males does not improve with experience.
As men, we have all been caught in the Hairy-V trap. The lucky ones die quickly, but most die a slow painful death; the few that do manage to escape, destined to willingly again succumb.