Wallace

A badass who get all the hoes and a great friend to all gangsters if you know a Wallace then you have a good life.

When a pompous prick fumbles the ball just shy of the end zone; done by laying face down, arms out to the front, and a football just out of reach.

WALLACE : verb (to WALLACE, Wallaced, Wallacing)

ON THE RIVER Wallace takes three forms:

1) Upwards Wallace - where the boat is flipped and dumps the entire crew (rafting)

2) Downward Wallace - where the swimmer(s) take an especially nasty deep swim (rafting)

3) Baby Wallace - A dirtbag lost his or her seat, paddle, or maybe a custy or two (rafting)

kayakers and C-1ers are Wallaced when they get worked in a hole, run over by a rubber pusher, get an epic beat down, and of course anytime they swim.

OFF THE RIVER:
Dirtbags are well known by their frequent slapping of beers and other precious articles (such as paperwork) from each other's hands. They take the same form as on the river, Downward: off the feet. Upward: off the face. The Baby Wallace is a slight bump of the arm that results in slight spillage, kind of like a warning shot... "Hey Dirtbag, pay attention!" with the added caveat that one must properly declare the Wallace by yelling "Wallace" during the act. (IF YOU DON'T DECLARE WALLACE WHILE BEGINNING THE ACT, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE AND SUBJECT TO A PUNCH IN THE NOSE!)
And no crying or getting angry watching your Wallaced drink soak into the earth! Grab it and pound it out!!!
NOTE: highly frowned upon to WALLACE a full beverage. Large stack of paperwork... BONUS POINTS

WALLACE may also be used in lieu of the word BURN!, in it's declarative form.

Wallace is a uncommon last name. It is normally Scottish and English. Wallace's tend to be mysterious and very dark. They have a good since of humor and love to write. There likes are Writing, Reading, Music, and crafts.

To be a total wallace. To be slovenly and drunk. People commonly wallace when they admit that they are neither a "demon toke-head" nor a "raging alcoholic". To wallace is to be so badly drunk that it is hard to move, and one ends up in unknown places.

“Wall-ass” or the lack of an ass.

1)to get extremely drunk

2)someone being sloppy