Wankersaurus
Someone who has an unrestible urge to masturbate and achieve a full orgasm but is unable to due to circumstances
Stephanie is a wankersaurus because her fingers are too fat to finger herself.
John is a wankersaurus because his arms aren't long enough too reach his genitals.
John is a wankersaurus because his arms aren't long enough too reach his genitals.
Wankersaurus
A generally dopey and annoying person.
E.g: “Ollie is such a wankersaurus”