War Man Christmas Special
When a married man starts to think up ridiculous ideas in November to seduce their wife/girlfriend into having over-the-top urban dictionary definition style sex by Christmas. The thought being that if they buy their wife something festive like a Wine Advent Calendar or Sexy Mrs. Clause pajamas they will be rewarded with an opportunity to perform the “Kentucky Tractor Puller” or the more festive “Bob Sledding” acts.
Guy 1: Dude, I bought my wife a bottle of Rosé with Rudolph on it! I’ll bet she’s going to finally let me try the “Flying Camel” for Christmas!
Guy 2: No doubt, the “War Man Christmas Special” always works!
Guy 2: No doubt, the “War Man Christmas Special” always works!