Watch the show
An expression used to tell someone to pay attention, usually said out of annoyance or irritation.
"Wait, did the teacher say we were working in groups?"
"She said that 20 minutes ago, dude! Watch the show!"
"She said that 20 minutes ago, dude! Watch the show!"
Watching The Cleveland Show
Watching "The Cleveland Show" is the act of one returning to his/her bedroom and masturbating. The patron will usually deny their actions and resort to telling the question master that they were simply, "watching The Cleveland Show".
*Ken knocks on Guy's door*
Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."
Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."
Watching the Andy Griffith Show
A euphemism for jerking off.
What were you doing up in your room?
Watching the Andy Griffith Show...
Watching the Andy Griffith Show...
Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??
Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??
Syakirah and that Chinese trainee girl is bossy. Watch the show at Produce 101??