watermelancholy
feeling sad, sorrowful, and/or depressed.
Today I am feeling watermelancholy because I got hit by a large truck carrying oranges.
watermelancholy
the deep, mournful summertime sorrow that only bad watermelon can bring.
Yo, I thought that watermelon would be dank as hell, but it tasted like a straight-up toot! My head ain't right—I'm feeling some real watermelancholy right now . . .