watters

A Plymothian Dwarf with appauling taste in women.

Enjoys having sex on kids playground rides.

"WATTERS" said Horgay

A word commonly used to refer to homosexual men, or to call someone homosexual

A small alien-like creature with three eyes, small teen, and four arms that lives in the human brain. It is an asexual meaning it can reproduce with itself. It is spread from person to person making it a communicable creature. It feeds on brain juice. Its symptoms include : throwing up, day dreaming, loopyness, producing more pee, tripping, laughing, and smiling awkwardly. Also, the Freezies (extreme case), Coldies, and the Igloo. Unfourtunetly, there is NO known cure. The end result? You die. Hahaha!

A small Alien-like creature with 3 eyes, small theeth, and four arms that lives in a human brain and feeds off brain juice. Symptoms the freezies, the coldies, and the igloos. the only known cure is a series of painful injections.

A over weight gym teacher that chokes out children for his own amusement.

Jesse Watters is Bill O'Reilly's producer who is known for going out and stalking people to ambush them for Mr. O'Reilly. Anyone who has something negative to say about O'Reilly will get Mr. Watters hounding them with a camera on their face no matter where they are. A few of his victims are Bill Moyers, Amanda Terkel, Russell Tice, Rep. Robert Wexler, among others. Recently the tables were turned on Mr. Watters as both Gawkers and ThinkProgress decided to give him a taste of his own medicine. Surprise, surprise! Jesse doesn't seem to appreciate his own tactics being turned on him. When he's the one being ambushed he's like the deer in the headlights. He has no clue, no answers, or anything to say in response to his dirty tactics of ambushing people but play dumb.