Blasiaxican
Resulting nationality when you start out a purebred HalfBreed (Black and Other European), Wisconsin's DMV doesn't have an "Other" box or allow a multi-select option so you officially end up Asian, and you finally just decide to get a Mexican licenso de operador under the name Juan Bruce Lee Valdez.
I know this Gyp$y cat, looks like he could be most any ethnicity, but dude's Blasiaxican since he got back from the DMV in Tijuana- Black, Asian AND Mexican!