Weiner Rust
When a man has been sexually inactive for such a long period of time he begins to accumulate a rusty film around around his banana.
Jilll: When is the last time you had sex?
John: I'm a virgin.
Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!
John: I'm a virgin.
Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!