Western Alamance

A school way out in the middle of nowhere full of stuck up rednecks who think they are all that and that their rich when really their not. Most people in Elon, NC go there even though its nowhere near Elon. The people that go there are mostly poor or middle class rednecks who live in Elon or way out in the country, but they think their the center of Alamance County. They look down on their rival Williams which is richer and better and has higher standards and call it ghetto because their jealous. Western fails at everything and they cant make up their minds what their mascot is. They have a middle and a high school and they both suck ass. Many girls that go look like Zach Galifinakis.

A poorly funded redneck North Carolina public school which has somehow managed to be considered the best in the county. The most passive aggressive school in all of North Carolina and maybe the world. The only known area of the world to have emo rednecks. Contains an oddly large population of bisexual girls and closeted homosexual men. On average, the men at this school are a 7 or 8 in terms of appearance and a 2 or 3 in terms of personality. The boys piss on the toilet seat on purpose and eat each other's small dicks in the locker room. If you fuck a boy from Western, you'll probably get chlamydia. Don't talk to anyone who wears graphic tee shirts, beanies, cowboy boots, or rectangular glasses cause you WILL GET PINKEYE.

Who actually considers this place a school.

Problems with it:
- Thots
- Rednecks
- Weirdos
- Dumbasses
- The majority of teachers here are pretty shit
- Exams that have nothing to do with what I learned

I sincerely hate this stupid fucking school.

Also this definition is blessed

Western alamance is a dumb redneck school with rich rednecks and poor rednecks and a population of 2 mexicans and 3 black people. people at western alamance have small boobs and tiny dicks. western girls are sluts

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