West Virginity
One’s anal virginity
Guy 1: Hey, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: Great, I took her back to my place afterwards, and then I took her West Virginity!
Guy 1: Her what?
Guy 2: You know, I went down south, then turned west. It was her first time and it was pretty nice!
Guy 2: Great, I took her back to my place afterwards, and then I took her West Virginity!
Guy 1: Her what?
Guy 2: You know, I went down south, then turned west. It was her first time and it was pretty nice!
West Virgin-genuity
The state of rigging a mechanical repair with substandard or unusual methods in the way that only folks in West Virginia can do.
We fixed a radiator hose with flexi-hose and duct tape, and it worked for four years after that. That is some West Virgin-genuity there.
West Virginer
When you walk in on one of you family members having sex and it gets you horny
John: hey I walked in on my cousin fucking her boyfriend
Bruce: did you get a west Virginer
John: *kicks the ground* yes
Bruce: did you get a west Virginer
John: *kicks the ground* yes
West Virginity
You keep your status as a virgin until you have sex with someone who isn't a family member.
"Did you hear about Caleb? Last night, he bagged that drunk college ho and finally lost his West Virginity."