wet ass jumper
A wet ass jumper is a jump shot in basketball that, 99% of the time, makes it in the hoop.
John: "Bro, I was shootin' so many wet ass jumpers today at the gym, I made almost all of them!"
DeSquarius: "I thought you sucked at shooting baskets."
John: "Not today."
DeSquarius: "I thought you sucked at shooting baskets."
John: "Not today."