white boy problems

White boy problems are not real problems except for certain mostly middle class white men who are suburban home owners. While rare in non-whites, all Realtors, regardless of race seem to have them, and it has been noted to occur in virtually all suburban men in Des Moines, Iowa, regardless of race. These problems center around yard care, having the exact right glass for any cocktail, and having the right home electronics. It isn't clear if white boy problems are a consequence of sexual dysfunction, or are a psychological compensation for not getting laid enough.

W.B.W.H.P. is a gang operating in the pacific north west that was started by a man who had numerous life threatening ailments due to his parents who had poisoned and neglected him. He has been described as a transvestite from the 1980's. He had originally become a white nationalist after seeing a picture of a white man whos genitals were mutilated by a Mexican drug cartel. Word on the street is that he will put an end to all anti white groups. Stay tuned...