Whiteley
To either purposely spill one's beer or to accidentally spill someone's beer.
Also to take an hour long shower were the person most likely will be jacking off.
Also to take an hour long shower were the person most likely will be jacking off.
Jesus, are you whiteleying your beer!
Whiteley
A perso who loves to bandwagon.
He totally pulled a Whiteley by jumping on the 2005 USC Trojan wagon.
Whiteley
Noun - A work colleague who is unknown; has no friends; is a loner.
Verb - To be used when someone is very annoying / has very bad dress sense.
Verb - To be used when someone is very annoying / has very bad dress sense.
God, my boss is being such a 'Whiteley' today
whiteley
greatness-future pope and leader of all men (and creator of all things humourous)
Geeza No. 1: Right here's a joke - a geeza goes into a bar and downs 20 pints and eats 30 packets of peanuts - he feels fine until he comes to go home when on the way he pebble dashes 2 houses
Geeza No. 2: man you're such a whiteley!
Geeza No. 2: man you're such a whiteley!
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
The hottest chick in the world. Growing up in Devon, she was bullied and teased at school for having a double-barrelled name, small breasts, and for her full lips (now one of her most famous assets). She got voted Miss Big Mouth because she talked constantly and, after a growth spurt at the age of 13, Girl Most Likely To Become A Supermodel. Then she grew 20. And how. She's a victoria's secret model and is one of the hottest females on the planet. The best part about her is that she is the nicest and kindest human being.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley ugly duckling syndrome model victoria's secret hot babe