Blew By You
Da famous lovely "highway-themed" song dat Linda Ronstadt composed to tell about what happened when she came barreling up behind you at 70-plus mph while you were just serenely moseying down da road at a much-more-modest 35.
Good thing dat none of da "men in BLUE" happened to be watching "Da Great L.R." on this particular occasion, or her now-world-famous "BLEW By You" song might never have been written.
I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss
a humorous way of denying that you farted
Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?
Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss
Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss