Whortex
is a giant vortex that sucks everything in like a whore's crotch!!!
when a whore sleeps with your man, the whortex surrounds your life and tries to suck it all in!
Polar Whortex
Inuit slang for an eskimo woman's vagina. To be inside of it is a wonder of nature as it is both sludgy and moist but subzero in temperature at the same time.
Nanook loved his wife, but hated how cold his lovesicle would get when he would stick it in her polar whortex.