blind fuck
when you tell someone to turn around for what ever fake purpose(to check out a chick or to see if they know a person or to see a fight) when they realize that nothing is behind them they turn back around when they do you already have your middle finger in there face. so not only do they not see a fight but also get flipped off. its a great asshole-move.
dumb friend: hey man wazzup?
Asshole: not much dude, do you see that bitchs ass over there(points behind his friend)?
dumb friend (turns,looks around a little realizes there is no hot chick so he turns back around to see his asshole friend flipping him off and now the friend feels like a dumbfuck (which he is) he also feels embarassed).
Asshole friend: you just got blind fucked cocksucker.
Asshole: not much dude, do you see that bitchs ass over there(points behind his friend)?
dumb friend (turns,looks around a little realizes there is no hot chick so he turns back around to see his asshole friend flipping him off and now the friend feels like a dumbfuck (which he is) he also feels embarassed).
Asshole friend: you just got blind fucked cocksucker.
blind fuck
1) A person you'd only fuck if you were blind
2) Someone it's not worth to flirt but you can fuck with
totally no effort
2) Someone it's not worth to flirt but you can fuck with
totally no effort
1) Dude, that's gross! She 's a blind fuck!
2) Man, see that chick over there?
Hand me a johnny. I'm going straight to the (G)spot.
2) Man, see that chick over there?
Hand me a johnny. I'm going straight to the (G)spot.
Blind Fucked
When a group of people are playing poker and right as someone is about to be the big-blind, the blinds are raised, causing that person to have to put in more money.
Kyle "Alright Nick, you're big blind, and the blinds just went up to 50/100"
Nick: "Dammit! Thats the 2nd time tonight Ive gotten Blind Fucked!"
Nick: "Dammit! Thats the 2nd time tonight Ive gotten Blind Fucked!"
Blind Fuck
Adjective: A blind fucker. Verb: 1) When you are fucking then you look at a light/flash and go blind then keep on fucking.
2) You fuck someone that's blind or two blind people fuck/have an orgea. 3)
2) You fuck someone that's blind or two blind people fuck/have an orgea. 3)
Lady: I saw the grossest thing today.... Two people fucking near a lighthouse! Then one went blind so he was a blind fuck!
Chorndog (Horndog and Corndog): Cool! I saw two bling people walk into each other naked and the guy's dick went in the lady's vagina!
Lady: Eww!
Chorndog (Horndog and Corndog): Cool! I saw two bling people walk into each other naked and the guy's dick went in the lady's vagina!
Lady: Eww!
British Blind-Fuck
The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.
dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway
fucked blind
Being fucked so hard that you can no longer see. Everything turns into a blur.
Oh my Charlie had me fucked blind last night. When he finished I couldn't see anything it was all just a big blur!
blind British fuck
both people put on blind folds and you fill your partners ass-holes with tea and you try and dunk a biscuit in the persons asshole and eat it
" I heard Kisha and becky tried the blind British fuck last night" "what slags"