tard wing
one or more rooms in a residence or hospital that is specially equipped for the disabled and/or elderly
I hear that Ozzy is pretty fucked up from the Parkinson's. He moved back to England permanently and had a whole tard wing built in his new house so he doesn't fall and bust his ass.
Wing Tarding
A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.
Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.