Blitterally
a mix up of basically and literally, a valley girls vocab into one word.
#blitterally
“ok so aubrey blitterally ghosted me.”
“ok so aubrey blitterally ghosted me.”
Blitter
The part of Twitter that is occupied by African Americans in which several hash tags are trended in ebonics and users steal each others jokes. This part of Twitter is usually separated from the rest with the only evidence of its existence being trending topics.
Blitter tweet: #iwannaslap That One Annoying MF' That Always Feels The Need To State The Obvious Ignorantely. -___-
Twitter tweet: This woman obviously doesnt realize that all 20 of us are under the age of 30 and already know how to use computers. #wasteoftime
Twitter tweet: This woman obviously doesnt realize that all 20 of us are under the age of 30 and already know how to use computers. #wasteoftime
Blitter
Referring to Coffee: "Black and Bitter."
"How would you like your coffee, sir?"
"Blitter, please."
"Blitter, please."