woodland creature
1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.
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2) A man of slight build with a large penis
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2) A man of slight build with a large penis
1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.
Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.
Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!
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2) Cindy: How tall are you?
Simon: 160cm
Cindy: How big is your penis?
Simon: 8 inches
Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!
Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.
Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!
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2) Cindy: How tall are you?
Simon: 160cm
Cindy: How big is your penis?
Simon: 8 inches
Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!
woodland creature
a sinfull women who loves to parade naked in the woods
ooooh its so nice 2 have a free spirit...ooh especially when ur naked
WoodLand Creatures
The Hardest Mutha Fuckas To ever walk out of the fruity ass town eastchesterr. Trust me These niggas are nutsss... i heard they sewed some niggas asshole closed and kept feedin him and feedin him. so be sure to steer clear of these gangsta ass Niggas..PBS
Hardbody woodland creatures
Woodland Creature
A Woodland Creature is something that comes from the depths of the Crunkedout forest. Its a rare species that usually has a bad aroma, knotted hair & sweaty pits.
There is only 1 known photograph of this rare yet exciting species, taken by a car full of yuppies driving a BMW on a late Saturday night out. Even though this photo has never been seen, we know it exists.
There is only 1 known photograph of this rare yet exciting species, taken by a car full of yuppies driving a BMW on a late Saturday night out. Even though this photo has never been seen, we know it exists.
"Look at those Woodland Creatures of the night, quick snap their picture & put it on Myspace!"
"OMG, I have never seen anything as hideous as the Woodland Creatures of 280"
"OMG, I have never seen anything as hideous as the Woodland Creatures of 280"
Woodland Creature
A feeling that a woman gets when she gets a random unexpected stabbing (or woodland creature is crawling around up there sort of) feeling in her VAGINA!!
"Aaah HolyFrickenFuck! There is a woodland creature in my Vag!"
Blessed woodland creature
A magical two foot slipped which controls the house. Some would call them a demon, but if you worship appropriately you will be granted with a place in BWC heaven.
The Blessed woodland creature asks if you’re a Jerry Protestant or a Jerry catholic...