Woodpecker

An Arborphile; one who is sexually aroused by trees.

Many Hippie activists in the era of Eco-Terrorism, all of them woodpeckers, would carve holes into trees and engage in sexual intercourse with their leafy lovers, often this was the reason that they would chain themselves to trees.

Woodpecking

The act of kissing your partner multiple times on the cheek repeatedly

John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night
Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home
John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man!

Woodpecker

a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls

"oh man I gave her a woodpecker last night!"

Woodpecker

When your lady friend is on all fours in the 'doggy' position, you start lapping away at her lady garden with your tongue. The nose starts prodding away at the butthole like a woodpecker at a fresh piece of bark.

Can combine with exhaling sharply once the nose is in. She will then fart out your snot.
Not to be done to any old slut, the Woodpecker is an act of true love.

I'd woodpecker that bitch until my whole nose was up her asshole, then I'd blow my nose in her shitter.

I woodpeckered the mrs a treat last night. She was blowing snot bubbles out her ass for hours on end.

Woodpecker

A slut. Or, Dick kisser
Wood = Dick
Pecker = Kisser

Man, she's totally a woodpecker, probably loaded with STDs

woodpecker

Quite possibly the most annoying bird there is.

It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree.

woodpecker

As the chick licks on your nuts, peck her forehead with your dick

俚语	woodpecker's
释义	Woodpecker An Arborphile; one who is sexually aroused by trees. Many Hippie activists in the era of Eco-Terrorism, all of them woodpeckers, would carve holes into trees and engage in sexual intercourse with their leafy lovers, often this was the reason that they would chain themselves to trees. Woodpecking The act of kissing your partner multiple times on the cheek repeatedly John: Yo Alex i heard you were woodpecking your girl last night Alex: hell yeah man! i was woodpecking her as i dropped her off home John: Damn dude, you gotta teach me how do it man! Woodpecker a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls "oh man I gave her a woodpecker last night!" Woodpecker When your lady friend is on all fours in the 'doggy' position, you start lapping away at her lady garden with your tongue. The nose starts prodding away at the butthole like a woodpecker at a fresh piece of bark. Can combine with exhaling sharply once the nose is in. She will then fart out your snot. Not to be done to any old slut, the Woodpecker is an act of true love. I'd woodpecker that bitch until my whole nose was up her asshole, then I'd blow my nose in her shitter. I woodpeckered the mrs a treat last night. She was blowing snot bubbles out her ass for hours on end. Woodpecker A slut. Or, Dick kisser Wood = Dick Pecker = Kisser Man, she's totally a woodpecker, probably loaded with STDs woodpecker Quite possibly the most annoying bird there is. It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree. woodpecker As the chick licks on your nuts, peck her forehead with your dick
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