work

doing something you hate in a place you hate with people you grow to hate for the majority of your day for the majority of your life.

A place where people have to go everyday to get paid. Also known as "hell".

A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.

Firey place of eternal torture.
syn: hell

chores of a slave ; Antonym of the word fun

An imperative phrase used to give praise or approval to another person. Often punctuated by a finger snap or, alternatively, the vowel can be drawn out to express greater consequence. Analogous to: “What you have just said or done is very impressive.”

Syn: you better work, shwerk

A thing that is so sucky that it requires paying money for it to be done. If it were easy then someone wouldn't be paying us to do it!