yakmaster
A person whose mouth is so fine-tuned, they're given the title "yakmaster."
Dude: Susie wouldn't shut up last night at the party, her mouth 90 miles an hour until someone said, "would the yakmaster please shut the fuck up?"
Yakmaster Classic
To vomit, typically after heavy drinking. A portmanteau of the colloquial vomiting description "to yak" and the popular professional fishing tournament "Bassmaster Classic."
John: Dude, Kevin had way too much tonight...I think he's having a Yakmaster Classic in the bathroom right now.
Kevin: Just give me a couple minutes, I'll be fine! (pukes)
Kevin: Just give me a couple minutes, I'll be fine! (pukes)