yan yan

a type of asian food that deals with cracker sticks and chocolate or a tall glorious enchanting mesmorizing man

A asian snack that were original made for asians and now being over taken by white people...It comes in a package with two compartments. One side has crakcers or cookies, and the other has chocolate, strawberry, or vanilla frosting used for dipping.

Yan is not a verb or noun. It is a state of mind. If one is gifted enough to achieve this state of Yan, the carrier of this mind state begins to experience feelings of happiness and confusion. When these two are combined, the results can be marvelous. Be on the lookout for puppies, barneys, and illegal immigrants while in the state of Yan. Be cautious however, as overdosing on Yan is possible. In this situation the Yan becomes increasingly sloppy and is a danger to himself and anyone around him. The Yan is then more prone to getting startled. In his confusion the Yan has been known to pee in public and/or somehow end up at some afterparty with no clothes on. Do not be alarmed however as any amount of Yan will eventually wear off with time.

the Shmexiest beast Ever! cool, outgoing, Beastly, funny, gots amazing biking skill, amazing skill of falling of the bike the PROPER way. the Craziest Russian Jew bastard you'll Ever meet.

Optimist - The glass is half full.
Pessimist - The glass is half empty.
Yan - That glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

Only as cool as they come.

sexy naughty bitchy