blowbag
Someone who constantly self-promotes their own talent, products, or business interests, to the annoyance of everyone around them. Usually an artist or musician, but sometimes a booking agent, salesperson, consultant, or other self-employed business-type.
Joe: Dude, did Dave tell you about his band's new CD?
Alan: Did he! He went on for 20 minutes about how it was going to go Platinum within a week. That blowbag!
Alan: Did he! He went on for 20 minutes about how it was going to go Platinum within a week. That blowbag!
Blowbag
When you are giving anal and poop gets stuck inside your pee hole.
Damnit Sarah! I’m here to make sweet, sweet lovin’ with you, and you just gave me a Blowbag! Gross!
Blowbag
A pack of food which should be vacuum packed but contains trapped air or a hole in the packaging.
Start opening those blowbags.