Yoni
The Sanskrit word for female genitals. Translates to "source of all life" or "sacred space."
May I please enter your yoni?
Yoni
The literal definition of a puss magnet. His attractiveness is so strong he turns straight men gay faster than James Charles. Yoni also causes mass flooding no matter where he goes due to the major flooding cause by women’s leaking vaginas. All yoni’s have the n-word pass as they are all black. The epitome of human performance and appearance. A literal god among men.
Dan: Holy shit, that guy is a total yoni!
Craig: I think I just came so hard I shot a hole through my pants
Craig: I think I just came so hard I shot a hole through my pants
Yoni
The coolest person you will ever meet. Often Referred to as "That nigga" Will choke someone if you do stupid things.
Yo that man Yoni? He be that nigga.
Yoni
the member of the group that catches all the pussy
Now my sister is pregnant, thanks Yoni.
Yoni
Fanny, Fud, A womans orifice, Nan
Geez a swatch at yi Yoni
Yoni
Yoni is the absolute best guy you'll ever meet. I swear that I became a happier person with yoni in my life. He is the epitome of loyalty and kindness. He's never hurt anybody nice on purpose. He's such a deep caring, kindhearted person. If you don't have a yoni in your life right now, go get yourself one. I'm telling you, it will change your life for the better. Everyone needs a yoni in their life.
"Damn bro my life is so sucky at the moment."
"Oh yeah? Get yourself a Yoni."
"Oh yeah? Get yourself a Yoni."
Yoni
The guy who comes to your apartment to drink your alcohol.
Yoni came over to consume our whiskey.