crabbage
ADJ-Having qualities of a cranky person. N- What you are full of if you are cranky.
N-You're full of crabbage. Get off your shit. ADJ-Quit being a crabbage ass.
crabbage
1) A genteic mutation between a crab and a cabbage, creating an evil mutant vegetable with legs, claws and eyes.
2) A crab salad.
2) A crab salad.
1. 'Run for your lives! Godzilla is fighting a crabbage!'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'
crabbage
1) A pincered vegetable.
2) A crab salad.
2) A crab salad.
1) 'I wish I was a crabbage,
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.
Crabbage Patch
A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.
That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.
Crabbage
When a guy has crabs and wants to hook up with another girl but has excess baggage to deal with.
Guys at the jersey shore in Normandy Beach hitting on girls but they've got Crabbage so they get denied!
Crabbage
The act of two men having deep, passionate sex behind a shack after each has consumed a hot bowl of crab (preferably in the east coast, as the west coast doesn’t have fish)
“Dude like me and this guy just had bomb crabbage last night“