Your mom's tits
Its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. Its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.
Bro 1: Hey man you smell like shit
Bro 2: Your mom's tits
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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today
Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits
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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around
Bro 2: So do your mom's tits
Bro 2: Your mom's tits
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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today
Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits
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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around
Bro 2: So do your mom's tits
Suck your mom's tits
A comeback to say if bitches complain about you. Put childish people in their place and let them know you're not having it if they can't accept what you're wearing, what you like, etc.
Person 1: You don't eat pie on Thanksgiving? You're lame as fuck!
Person 2: Suck your mom's tits if you can't accept that.
Person 2: Suck your mom's tits if you can't accept that.