Zipping the Dripping
The act of pulling back the foreskin and applying a ziptie to the head of the penis in order to discourage any unwanted erections
"Hey man, are you getting any action this week?"
"Nah, my girlfriend said we were zipping the dripping this week."
"Nah, my girlfriend said we were zipping the dripping this week."
Zip and Drip
occurs when a man replaces his penis in his pants without ensuring that he is fully finished urinating. Small wet spots on a man's khakis around the crotch region is often evidence of zip and drip.
Fearing that he may get caught urinating outside, Tom quickly refastened his pants resulting in a severe case of zip and drip.
Post zip drip
After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?
Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.
Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.
Post zip drip
No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.