blue noodle
The act of dipping your dick in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a dick shaped stamp.
Guy 1: Hey man what did you and Cindy get up to at the party last night.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.
blue noodles
THE BEST NOODLES DON'T KNOW THE NAME BUT YUM
"oh, my god are those blue noodles?!!!"