Zympsithisius

An intense disease found in the upper left lung, you can be infected by the disease if you choose to paper cut your left toe with a piece of paper with a length of approximately 9.056mm by 5.567mm. You can also be infected by eating litmus paper on the 31st of December at 8.05pm sharp. The disease melts your upper left lung and causes your breathing to sound like a pig.