Blumke
To receive a blow job while having a shit.
As it's your birthday today I'll give you a blumke as a special treat.
Blumke
When you get a blowjob whilst you're having a shit.
"Mitch is in the doghouse again."
"why? What's happened?"
"He asked Kerri Anne for a blumke."
"why? What's happened?"
"He asked Kerri Anne for a blumke."
Blumke
When your wife has a three way with a Nigerian and a pit bull
I had a friend once. His wife would Blumke him every time she went to Vegas