bolged
Taking an injury to the head,derived from Legolas smashing an Orc's head in on a wooden pole four times in The Hobbit:The Desolation of Smaug.
You look terrible. Did you get bolged?
Bolge
The outline of your d*ck
Your bolge looks nice with those pants
bolg
A bolg is a blog, except not. It's like the opposite of a blog. Poorly written, awful formatting, and not-even-closely-resembling-a-blog are a few characteristics commonly seen in bolgs.
"Did you read that guy's blog?"
"Yeah, it was a total bolg."
"Yeah, it was a total bolg."