bologna tits
Breasts which display bologna-like properties. The said breasts may be male or female.
Man I'd like to stick those bologna tits between to slabs of bread with some mothafuckin' mayo.
bologna tits
A woman's breasts that have sagged so much that they look like flaps of bologna sitting on her chest.
After I took off her bra, her boobs fell flat, and I realized she had bologna tits.
bologna tits
Titties that look like bolagna loafs.
That guy's got some serious bolgna tits.
bologna tits
Another way to say bullshit
Guy one: Justin Bieber isn't gay!
Guy two: That's bologna tits he's definitely gay
Guy two: That's bologna tits he's definitely gay