Bommel
Bommel can be everything or nothing. He is the king of all animals.He is everywhere and nowhere.
Van Bommeled
To accidently see the private parts of a family member, never to be unseen again.
I was at the pool with your uncle Ted, and I was van bommeled in the locker room when he pulled of his swim trunks.
Van Bommeled
To be persistently physically and/or verbally intimidated over a period of time by someone of debatable mental health and often of monkey like appearance. Named after Mark van Bommel, dutch footballer, thug and generally insane person.
'Shit dude what happened to you?' 'Man, i got Van Bommeled'
You know when you've been Van Bommeled!
You know when you've been Van Bommeled!