b my v
Shortened form of 'bang my vagina'. The female version of s my d, or suck my dick.
Guy: S MY D!
Girl: B MY V!
Guy #2: Well you can just go suck a dick.
Girl #2: Only if you'll b my v.
Megan: You know what I really want to do?
Stephanie: B my V?
Girl: B MY V!
Guy #2: Well you can just go suck a dick.
Girl #2: Only if you'll b my v.
Megan: You know what I really want to do?
Stephanie: B my V?
B & V Club
An offshoot of the D Club for people with female sex organs and/or breasts.
the B & V club is a social grouping of people who have comfortably shown each other their breasts and/or vaginas. B & V club meetings are usually conducted before a group of people are expected to be naked in the same room together and involves a full minute of staring at each other's genitals for a full minute.
Both clubs are utilized to reduce social awkwardness of accidentally seeing someone elses vagina or penis and trying to avoid looking at it by platonically addressing that awkwardness.
the B & V club is a social grouping of people who have comfortably shown each other their breasts and/or vaginas. B & V club meetings are usually conducted before a group of people are expected to be naked in the same room together and involves a full minute of staring at each other's genitals for a full minute.
Both clubs are utilized to reduce social awkwardness of accidentally seeing someone elses vagina or penis and trying to avoid looking at it by platonically addressing that awkwardness.
roommate 1: hey are you in the B & V club
roommate 2: no
roommate 1: ok lets deal with this out of the gate, here's my tits
roommate 2: man, im really peepin your sweet tits
roommate 2: no
roommate 1: ok lets deal with this out of the gate, here's my tits
roommate 2: man, im really peepin your sweet tits
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A word that means the user has too much time on their hands; part of the sheer boredom collection. Congrats on finding it though.
User: “I’ve searched 1q''m2w!!n{3e??b}4r,,v#5t..c%6y•"x^7u¥@z*8i£&l+9o€$k=0p>)j_-a<(h\\/s~;g|:d on Urban Dictionary.”
Receiver: “Then I have the job for you! Go do your schoolwork and stop procrastinating for once.”
Receiver: “Then I have the job for you! Go do your schoolwork and stop procrastinating for once.”
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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?
Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*
Person#1:*confused*
Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*
Person#1:*confused*
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This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.
James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.
b&v
b&v need to fuck no matter what
did you know b&v did it last night
b with a v
Bro with a vagina.
Your best girl friend that's not your girlfriend.
Your best girl friend that's not your girlfriend.
Nah, we're not dating. She's my b with a v.