Abel joke
An uncalled for, unanticipated, overly sexual interpretation of mundane occurrences or conversations. Distinguished by the fact that it makes everyone cry out of severe discomfort, except for the person who delivers it; who laughs in a predatory manner.
Abel: I'll spread my legacy like I spread your legs
Everyone else: *cries in Abel joke discomfort*
Everyone else: *cries in Abel joke discomfort*