bonjela
A deliberate mis-pronounciation of the french greeting "bonjour" taken from the mouth ulcer cream. Often used as a greeting, it is commonly used when answering the phone
*ring ring* ".....bonjela? oh, alrite dave!"
bonjela boobs
Artificially enhanced breasts, no matter how much you slurp on them she feels zip.
Her Bonjela boobs ie nipples wouldn't rise for a king.