bonus points
Points that you offer to people in a last resort to convince someone. Usually ends up failing, but its always a good effort.
Guy 1: Dude you'll get bonus points if go slap that girl's ass.
Guy 2: What are you retarded?
Guy 1: I'll give you a dollar.
Guy 2: How about no?
Guy 1: How about a dollar AND bonus points?
Guy 2: Deal.
Guy 2: What are you retarded?
Guy 1: I'll give you a dollar.
Guy 2: How about no?
Guy 1: How about a dollar AND bonus points?
Guy 2: Deal.
bonus points
Phrase to yell out when somebody has done something so awesome that a one handed high five is almost an insult, therefore you exert them to a double slap. If a person yells this and does not receive the requested action they are currently the biggest loser in the general area.
note:not a fake def. just may have not have caught on in your area, i suggest you use it as soon as possible!
note:not a fake def. just may have not have caught on in your area, i suggest you use it as soon as possible!
1. 1st time used(kinda stupid):
#1-"Hey,"
#2-"What?"
#1-"I have a question for you"
#2-"What?"
#1-"Do you walk to school or do you pack a lunch?"
#2-"What?"
#3(passerby)-"Dude! BONUS POINTS!!" (double high five occurs)
#2-"You guys are fucking idiots."
2. Modern Use:
ALEX-"Just do it"
JOE-"No, I'll get in trouble"
ALEX-"Wow Joe, you really suck at doing anything that involves balls"
BOBBY-"Yeah, accept for tea bagging"
ALEX-(to Bobby)"BONUS POINTS!"
(double high-five occurs)
#1-"Hey,"
#2-"What?"
#1-"I have a question for you"
#2-"What?"
#1-"Do you walk to school or do you pack a lunch?"
#2-"What?"
#3(passerby)-"Dude! BONUS POINTS!!" (double high five occurs)
#2-"You guys are fucking idiots."
2. Modern Use:
ALEX-"Just do it"
JOE-"No, I'll get in trouble"
ALEX-"Wow Joe, you really suck at doing anything that involves balls"
BOBBY-"Yeah, accept for tea bagging"
ALEX-(to Bobby)"BONUS POINTS!"
(double high-five occurs)
Bonus Points
While a passenger in a car, and you see people walking on the road, one yells, "Bonus Points", and the driver runs over, or threatens to run over the pedestrians.
Billy: Bonus Points!
Ricky: (Floors on the gas pedal)
The pedestrians leap int the snow off of the road.
Ricky: (Floors on the gas pedal)
The pedestrians leap int the snow off of the road.
Bonus Points
Adding a little extra incentive to a challenge
Used is conjunction with challenging someone to do an action to convey something not impossible but perhaps unlikely but if done earns you prestige/respect/bragging rights.
Used is conjunction with challenging someone to do an action to convey something not impossible but perhaps unlikely but if done earns you prestige/respect/bragging rights.
Shoot a 3-pointer, bonus points for a blind shot.