Booger Bush
The consequence of blowing your nose in the shower and have the secure feeling the fruits of your labour have exited down the drain, only to find some clinging on your bush or pubes when out of the shower.
Oh shit, booger bush, better get back in that shower to wash them off.
Bush Booger
The coagulated juices from a long sex session that are left behind in your bush.
Matty scratched his bush and pulled out some bush boogers, rolled them up and flicked them at me.
Booger Bush
When you are taking a shower and vigorously blow your nose between your hands, the boogers fly out of your nose at breakneck speed into your man bush. Introducing... the creation of lè booger bush.
Big Easy: Dude, do you ever have to blow your nose so bad that you shart?
Tyrantula: Even worse man. I blow my nose so hard in the shower that my boogies get caught in my Amazon forest and I can’t find them. Now I got a friggen booger bush!
Big Easy: I just bushted a nut.
Tyrantula: Even worse man. I blow my nose so hard in the shower that my boogies get caught in my Amazon forest and I can’t find them. Now I got a friggen booger bush!
Big Easy: I just bushted a nut.